Friday, 27 November 2009

List a Hundred Things


Friday 27.11.09


As promised: 100 things I love about Nick. Those of you who feel nauseous outrage when you come across couples holding hands should probably skip this entry.


1. the hairs that grow from the backs of your fingers, your long rogue eyebrow hairs, and the curls behind your ears

2. the way you're reluctant to look into my handbag, even when I've asked you to

3. babies fall asleep on you

4. dogs fall asleep on you

5. cats allow you to feed them tablets, mostly

6. you've more or less grown out of spots, but you still let me pick the odd one

7. if I've stayed out late, you wait up for me or wake up for me

8. you make me cups of tea, even if you're busy or can't be bothered

9. you cook a mean egg fried rice

10. you can pace out a length that is almost exactly a metre just by eye

11. you remember all of the people who met you once and stop you in the supermarket

12. you have no interest in televised sport

13. you have no interest in the TV programme Top Gear

14. you have never aligned yourself with a right wing political party

15. you save up pennies for the RSPCA

16. you've given so many pennies to the RSPCA that the people on the desk know you

17. you've made all of the kids' fancy dress costumes

18. you didn't divorce me when, in a fit of temper, I threw out all of your aeroplane magazines

19. you didn't become one of the men who sit in the viewing gallery at Birmingham airport with a radio and a packed lunch

20. you put up with my crazy plans and never tell me I can't...(even though perhaps you should)

21. you are polite and welcoming to the children's boyfriends and girlfriends, even when you have your doubts

22. you make the best of holidays and days out

23. you can speed read, but you still wait for me to finish a book the long way before you read it

24. you are funny

25. your lips are soft

26. you have girlishly long and luscious eyelashes

27. you can be counted on to bring home a nice cake and have never given me a bouquet of cabbages

28. you like your mum's cooking best, but don't expect me to compete

29. sometimes, you sing to me in bed

30. you know where all the cables at the back of the tv go

31. you know about science, history, geography, geology and maths

32. even after 27 years you surprise me, this year I learned you don't like tomato soup

33. you have gorgeous brown eyes

34. you used to say your hair was brown, I used to say it was black, now we agree it's a fetching shade of grey

35. you encourage me

36. you take my side, even when I don't deserve it

37. you're tolerant of bizarre family dynamics

38. if shoes need polishing, you're the man

39. you find things to love about Coventry

40. you play your music through headphones

41. you put the children first

42. you remember happy things from your childhood

43. you're an early riser, but you don't expect me to be

44. you let me rest my head on your shoulder

45. you hold my hand in public

46. you sit with me and share the weekend papers, I get the magazines

47. you walk 'round Ikea with me

48. you come to craft fairs with me

49. you buy me Thorntons' chocolates

50. you buy me Hagan Das ice cream

51. you like ham and pineapple pizza but you never buy it because I don't like it

52. If I'm poorly, you check in at lunchtime

53. you've always worked and never complained about having to

54. you believe that everyone should get a second chance

55. you believe that the poor deserve better chances

56. you believe that young people are essentially good

57. you listen carefully to what people want and try to deliver it

58. you deal with bureaucracy well, but you're not a bureaucrat

59. years after you've finished with a project you're still visiting the area to keep an eye on it

60. you admit it when things could have been done better and try to do better next time

61. you don't shy away from talking to people who you know won't agree with you

62. you tell people if you can't give them what they want

63. you like your toys, but you don't crave more or better

64. you look after your toys and share nicely

65. you don't get jealous

66. you are trusting and trustworthy

67. you are even tempered

68. you see jigsaws and game of monopoly through to the bitter end

69. you wash-up on Christmas Day

70. you are good at choosing perfume for me

71. you notice if I get new clothes or a haircut

72. you don't notice if I get spotty or put on weight

73. you do chores with me 50/50

74. you make dorset apple cake and let me have the bits without the apple

75. you put the bins out

76. you kiss me whenever I want, and I always want

77. you say 'I love you' and mean it

78. you don't remember the times I've been evil

79. you find things I've mislaid

80. you say 'I told you so' but you laugh about it

81. you like to try new foods as advertised on TV

82. you love sci-fi films, but not too much

83. you're proud to be Cornish, but not xenophobicly so

84. you don't mind who drives

85. you don't drink-drive, speed, or do road rage

86. you have a good sense of direction

87. you don't pretend to know much about cars so you found a good garage

88. you're better at diy than you claim to be

89. you are Santa

90. you appreciate it when I cook for you

91. you like my friends

92. your friends are likeable

93. you are mostly predictable, and yet you're also impulsive in a good way

94. you don't tease me too much

95. you don't get 'man-flu'

96. you look impressed when I show off my sewing

97. you let me play Billy Bragg in the car, and took it well when I named your tunes 'tinnitus music'

98. you do the right thing, not the easy thing

99. you miss me when I'm away, but still let me go

100. I love that you love me.


That was easy. Let me know if you would like me to go on.



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